Toilet humour probably enjoys popularity owing to the inappropriateness of the content and the resulting shock value. Let’s face it, most of us will only stoop to toilet humour with our closest friends and family where we can let it all hang out and be less than PC.
Take some time to de-stress and lighten your load for a moment:
Found on nappy or diaper:
Caution: I’m going green
Found on bib:
Caution: Contents under pressure
Weapon of gas destruction
Notice on toilet:
Smile – you’re losing weight
Another toilet sign:
No job is finished until the paperwork is done
How long is a minute depends on which side of the door you’re on
Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.
Aim to please
Signage for public toilets:
Men to the left because
Women are always right
The soap is not just for decoration,
Please use it!
Employees must wash hands!
Remember, whether it’s your hands or your toilet humour, keep it clean!