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To pee or not to pee

November 8, 2017
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Toilet humour probably enjoys popularity owing to the inappropriateness of the content and the resulting shock value. Let’s face it, most of us will only stoop to toilet humour with our closest friends and family where we can let it all hang out and be less than PC.

Take some time to de-stress and lighten your load for a moment:

Found on nappy or diaper:
Caution: I’m going green

Found on bib:
Caution: Contents under pressure

T-shirt slogan:
Weapon of gas destruction

Notice on toilet:
Smile – you’re losing weight

Another toilet sign:
No job is finished until the paperwork is done

Bathroom Entrance:
How long is a minute depends on which side of the door you’re on

Bathroom door:
Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.

Urinal notice:
Aim to please

Shower curtain:
iPood

Signage for public toilets:
Men to the left because
Women are always right

Notice:
The soap is not just for decoration,
Please use it!

Staff notice:
Employees must wash hands!

Remember, whether it’s your hands or your toilet humour, keep it clean!

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